jalexaremyhomeboys:

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

  • my voice shakes
  • i go all red 
  • i’m ugly
  • people will be looking at me
  • i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

(via theirishshit)

3 hours ago 262,018 notes

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via pizza)

3 hours ago 172,420 notes
    me: wow i have so much work to do
    me: *goes on tumblr*
    me: *watches a movie*
    me: *reads a novel*
    me: *takes a nap*
    me: *climbs a mountain*
    me: *backpacks through europe*
    me: why am i not getting anything done
3 hours ago 516,690 notes

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

(via pizza)

11 hours ago 165,340 notes

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via guy)

18 hours ago 283,283 notes